johnsmith-tar started following you

So many new faces. I see I’ve missed a lot.
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will-tar started following you

Gentlemen.
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Anonymous asked: Get out right now.
How rude. After I traveled for so long…Won’t you at least offer me a seat? A talk? Heart to heart?
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Coraline: Hello sir. *waves to him*
oocMe: NOOOOOOOO!!!! *picks Coraline up and runs away*
(via coraline-jones-tar)
Coraline Jones, won’t you come out and play?
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Here girl, here. Well, aren’t you precious?

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Anonymous asked: GO BACK TO WHORE ISLAND, BRO
…

If that’s Wiggins, I am not your brother and I have absolutely no desire to visit your homeland.
Now, shoo~ I’m busy.
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when viggo mortensen suddenly just popped up.
dressed as a cowboy. with a mustache.
and i got so distracted staring at the TV…
i spilled milk all over the bed.
and my father walked in to say goodnight.
and there was just me, viggo, and a puddle of milk over the bed sheets…
i don’t think i’ll ever manage to look my father in the eye again.
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